Newcastle chippy staff have had their chips.

Clayton St. Chippy is one of two city centre businesses who are set to be fined for employing iillegal immigrants. Immigration officers recently raided the chippy, where they discovered an Afghani and a South African around the plaice (hoho).

Could be why that sausage I bought a couple of weeks ago was half-cooked – I never though of ordering in Afghanistani.

Catch more details at icNewcastle – Evening Chronicle